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Beshear Celebrates Free Pre‑K Plan, Says “It Takes a State to Raise a Child”

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FRANKFORT, KY — In a bold move to “strengthen Kentucky’s future voters,” Governor Andy Beshear unveiled a sweeping new initiative to provide free pre‑K education for every child in the state — ideally starting before they can pronounce “independent thought.”

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